January 2012
180 posts
I’ve moved on and it feels so great. I don’t need this friendship for convenience anymore. I’ll still be there, but it won’t ever be the same.  
Jan 1st
December 2011
126 posts
Loser 4 Life
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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OMG
I love my new snapback. H8ers gun’ H8
Dec 31st
Are you f**king kidding me?
Dear Work It (a new sitcom appearing on ABC), men dressing up as woman isn’t funny anymore. In fact, I can’t remember the last time it was ever funny.    This, my friends, is the end of television as we know it.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
My future house needs only these things:
A nice, big, sexy, luxurious, bed. A fucking huge refrigerator A 90 inch LCD Tv. An enormous, in-ground, bathtub with whirlpool technology. A wonderful bookcase. That is all.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
If you were to cut me open, only M&Ms would fall out.
Dec 30th
I display all of the signs, yet you notice nothing.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Dec 30th
I’m cool beans.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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ListenThe Rassle: Born Free
Dec 29th
Lmao @ my French teacher
septimustully: Once, during my sophomore year (her first year teaching French, my second year taking it) someone said the word “lesbian” and she told them “not to talk about that kind of stuff” in class. Yet she’s inadvertently incorporated a few major morsels of gayness into our lesson plans over the years. Poems by Verlaine and Rimbaud Cyrano de Bergerac (the “fo rizzle” Cyrano had at least...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Lmao
wayley: Alexandria pixxxxxxxx Read More
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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My Blog is NSFW
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Dec 26th
A text from my boss: “Merry X-mas. Tues 4-Close”
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I think I’m going to pull a Ghostface and murder anyone who doesn’t like Scream.
Dec 25th
I still get up early and wake my mother up on Christmas.
Dec 25th
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
septimustully: po-gay-mon: Lust: A personal sex story. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of. HIT ME UP MON
Dec 25th
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If you don't love horror movies I don't love you.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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ListenLupe Fiasco: Letting Go
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Listenj3tblacksky: ryanlovesmovies: u-ok: ...
Dec 23rd
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Trick R Treat is on.
So is The Shining. This is a tough decision.
Dec 23rd
12 Days of Holiday Havoc on Maury
My afternoon.
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Pretzels
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
ListenMore people need my taste in music.
Dec 22nd
I Sleep With Socks On
and I have no regrets.
Dec 22nd